Jennsylvania's longest Meme EVER

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1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
Daycare- it’s weekly, I almost always forget and then hope I don’t get T.D. kicked out.

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
We are NOT romantic people, period. So a romantic dinner. That’ is pushing it. It’s too artificial to orchestrate. H made tacos one night on our anniversary and that was pretty groovy.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I can hardly remember. So long ago….

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
Never. I never danced on a bar, a table or anything like that. I’ve danced naked on a beach before though.

5.Name of your first grade teacher?
Mrs. Larsch. She taught us to make butter by shaking a Mason jar. She rocked.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
In bed reading. Sleeping. Even in my dank office writing about vacuums. Not here.

7. What did you want to be when you grew up?
At what point- it was a million things- movie maker, anchorwoman, writer, world traveler, ballerina, fashion designer, chef.

8. How many colleges did you attend?
Two and a half. (Spent some time at the regional branch of my university.transfered from the 7th ring of hell a.k.a. High Point University and then finally got it right at Maryland, College Park)

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
It’s clean and makes my tan look good.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
Whoo Hoo! Only $30 to fill my tank of an SUV.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you....
And then what? Is there more to the question? Am I leaving them there to die? Do we ever get to come back? Sorry, can’t answer without more detail.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
Thank God it’s not stupid I wanna be hardcore so bad I say swear words Justin Timberlake again!

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
Please God, let T.D. sleep through the night.

14. Favorite style of underwear?
Turquoise g-strings. They just look good.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
Clean. Ha Ha. Boxer Briefs in white. Seriously. Don’t pull those freaky colored bikinis unless you want to hear the door shutting.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?
Vacuuming. Cleaning the kitchen. Icky
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
Umm.. why not a hospital or shelter. Soup kitchen anyone?

18. Get up early or sleep in?
Ick to the first. Sleep in. Unless there’s shopping to do. Or a trip to go on. Then I’m up early.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
You mean WHO is my favorite character? How much did I love Invader Zim? A lot. But Barbapapa is my fave.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
Sit on the couch with H and talk about our day while watching Lost or Rockstar- that’s the movie Rockstar. It’s a hidden gem I swear. 
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I swear like a mean, drunken sailor. Ok that is not a secret even my Mom knows that one.

22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
Uh…forty? I have no freakin’ idea. Who wrote this?!

23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yard sale?
$100. It paid for my moving truck.

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
I want to kick the author of this until he or she is dead. Turkey. Real non-slimey turkey. Thin. None of that home-roasted thick shit.

25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
I secretly hate WAWA. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle. I go in and instantly have no idea if it’s night or day, what time it is or what I “need” to buy there. I am always reminded of rainy roadtrips and bad coffee. It makes me twitchy to go in, but gas is cheap.

26. Beach or lake?
Beach.

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented?
That was invented to what? Spur more toaster sales? Enrich the diamond industry? Was English your first language when you wrote this?

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
MySpace sucks. I boycott.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Lattes. DVR-ing bad tv and watching Netflix of Felicity and Popular.

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
The fact that I love, own, and regularly watch Bring It On.

31. What's your drink?
Grande latte, on sugar in the raw, non-fat. Piping hot!
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Hate the author of this.

33. Cops or Robbers?
So very much.

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
Don’t you know my love for Lord Vader?

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
I’ve been told Bridget Fonda- I know- who?

37. What do you want when you are sick?
To be left the fuck alone. Sleep a whole day away and read in bed.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
No one. I live in the now, man.

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
90.9 FM- NPR!

42. Norm or Cliff?
Is this Meme from 1986?

43. The Cosby Show or The Simpsons?
Can’t compare the two.

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
None. Am perfect.

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
The copier sits across from me. I glean massive office gossip from it. I like that.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
The person who came up with these retarded questions. Or possibly myself for not having the self-control to simply shit-can it when I realized it was ridiculous.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Alive or Dead? Can’t answer unless I know. Famous now? Augusten Burroughs.

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Nope.

50. Last book you read for real?
As opposed to having read for fake? Highly Addictive Substances

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
No. A cookie monster though.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
WHAT? What is wrong with you that you ask such a banal question?

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
Wine country I guess. Santa Barbara too.
54. Number of texts in a day?
Zero. I am an adult.

56. Do you go to church?
Yes, I do.

57. Pencil or pen?
Which would I rather jam in the neck of the person who came up with these questions? A pen.

58. Bueller??? Bueller??? Bueller???
Drool on a desk. Bubble gum snaps.

59. How many jobs have you had?
I refuse to answer that question on grounds that I’ll look unstable.